Can't return an item

<p>I bought an E-Table off Groupon and when it arrived, it was clearly a piece of chinese *******. It had looked much s****ier in the photos.</p> <p>I called Groupon to inquire about a return and they just put me onto a third party supplier, Calasca Trading. I contacted this supplier and was told I'm welcome to return the item but I have to return it myself to their Johannesburg address. I live in Cape Town, it'll cost me way more to return the item than it cost me to buy it. </p> <p> </p> <p>Such poor customer service from Groupon! I can't believe it!</p>