Cat food for ****roaches

Mr. Morris Dudly-Brown Chutney Legumes Ngwenya, my cat, is an OMNI-omnivour! - He will eat the moldy feathers of a three-week-dead butcher bird; fly infested frog noses from anywhere in the South African veld, lick the roachness off the inside of any SA municipal land-fill dustbin bag, and still maintain a very gentlemanly, human self image. But offer him anything with a "Catsby" - made by Gourmet Pet Manufacturing - label, and he will PUNISH you! Are you kidding me?! The only "chunky fish" inside that one was a beige dog-pellet porridge that looked and smelt like boiled goat manure. Have they forgotten what became of the man that bulked up "Hill's Science Diet" cat food with Styrofoam *****? Shot! Dead! Bar Stidds!