Fumo Hazeldene Pretoria

I ordered from Fumo Village restaurant in Hazeldene Pretoria. Frightfully expensive but totally inedible food. I ordered my monthly takeaway treat. Linguine amalfi and a palermo octopus bowl. Looked fantastic on the UBEREATS app. After searching through the heap of sour diced boiled potato cubes I finally found some pieces of boiled bits of tyre substituting for octopus. R105. It went to the dustbin. I tried the linguine. It looked good but totally tasteless and swimming in oil. R315. It went to the dustbin. Total R447. 90 including delivery and tip.

I called the restaurant and spoke to the manager. I'm so sorry sir. I can't help you.

Really!!!