Air hostesses not managing disembarkment

I love you guys so having to say something bad sucks but... we landed from PE yesterday. Everyone is sitting patiently waiting to disembark 3 rows at a time. Except one guy who is seated in the middle of the plane. He gets up, goes to the back. Big conversation and laughs with air hostesses. Walk back to his seat twice to get his TWO cases from the overhead holder. He is the first to disembark even though he shouldn't have been. We question this with the air hostesses. "OH, he was taking a photo with us". Guess now I know how to break the rules and do whatever I like on one of your flights. It's a small thing. But it's a BIG thing. PS. How are you not on Hello Peter???