What a useless bank, how can you be so completely off line

<p>Standing at the till with a trolley full of groceries and I can not pay because my trusted bank can't do eonough to keep at least one system online. I tried to use my debit card, that was declined, then my credit card, that was also declined, then, I went out side to the Standard bank ATM because you useless people can't even put up an ATM in a convinient location, and that tells me some sort of error has occured. Your bank better waive my bank charges and reduce them significantly because now I have to have 2 bank accounts because you people can't handle business as usuall!</p>