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FNB is, without exaggeration, one of the most disgraceful banking institutions I have ever dealt with.

Imagine entrusting a bank with millions, only to discover that when ***** happens, the bank treats YOU like the inconvenience while protecting the *****sters. That’s the FNB experience.

As a Private Client with a cash balance well into the millions, I expected professionalism, urgency, competence, and at the very least, basic intelligence. Instead, I was met with shocking incompetence from a so-called “private banker” who sounded like they had been dragged out of bed in a shack wearing a dressing gown — completely incapable of answering even the simplest questions.

No accountability. No urgency. No understanding of high-net-worth client service. Just excuses, arrogance, and staggering levels of incompetence.

FNB markets itself as a premium bank, but behind the glossy adverts is a circus of underqualified staff, broken systems, and absolute indifference toward clients being ****med or de*****ed.

The most terrifying part? Your money is genuinely safer under your couch cushions than in the hands of this bank.

I have never experienced such a catastrophic collapse in customer service, professionalism, and trust from a financial institution in my life.

If you value your money, your sanity, or your security — stay far away from FNB.