Slow decent into nodding madness

All I want to do is log into your app. I downloaded the app. I put in my username. And then the damn selfie requirement manifests. I have been nodding my head in every possible configuration, orientation and speed at your useless app. Why would you install a feature that locks your user out of their finances, forces them to do their silliest impersonation of being aggreable and throughout the entire process present them with a mirror documenting their slow decline into fury and madness while they continue nodding at your failed security feature.