I'm of FNB's lets give this client as much **** as possible list.

Looks like the only way to get something at FNB resolved is to use this platform. I have 2 issues: Firstly and less serious, why does your incontact sms messages ALWAYS take 10 minutes to reach me when using my cheque card? and more seriously: Can't you people get my correct postal addresses synchronized across my accounts? I used to be an FNB private clients customer. I downgraded my account because those guys couldn't handle the simplest request correctly. One of the things they clearly couldn't do was to update all my addresses. I sat in their boardroom in Menlyn with Ylva Ras while my banker was supposed to sort this out and like the rest of my requests, it was f#cked up. I also brought this under the FNB homeloans guys' attention on 27 Feb this year. Please fix this.