I want a new banker please

I noticed that I pay for FNB cash deposits and withdrawals as well as online prepaid purchases and asked my banker re the same. I was provided with the terms and conditions (ps yes I can and did read them) and was told if it happens I that I am invoiced I should provide her with the specific instances. She further advised me that inter acc transfers does not count to the R 32000 which needs to go into my acc per month. Apparently payments from my business acc (Labour Law Guru (Pty) Ltd) to me is regarded as the same (despite it being a separate entity and despite me paying loads of banking costs on the said acc) merely because I for ease use one FNB webprofile. I understand this problem can be solved by me moving my business acc to another bank... tempting ****** tempting. Please get me a competent banker.