I want a job at FNB...

<p> </p> <p>Where can I apply for a job at FNB? I would love to work at an office where I don’t have to do a thing. I can only imagine that employees at the FNB offices frolic on Facebook and Instagram liking all their favourite posts.</p> <p>A job at FNB must be a joy, you don’t actually have to do anything.</p> <p>In my instance, I app**** for a business account on 11 June. It then took me three attempts, to submit my virtual documents online. One time it was rejected because I filled in my full names where it says full names but then they only wanted my first and last name… Eventually I just gave up and went into the bank.</p> <p>Low and behold, between all of this I had to phone FNB at my expense to resolve this. Will FNB refund me?</p> <p>Eventually my account was opened on 27 June. The only problem is I am still awaiting the delivery of a bank card. So now if my business wants to purchase something, at a point of sale, I have to internally transfer money into my personal account and swipe for it. The result of this is that FNB charges me for these transfers, so why would they care? The fat cat FNB just gets fatter while I struggle.</p> <p>I have followed this up with FNB, on 5 July at 12:08 pm, with a call to the business section. They reassured me they were at fault and a courier would be calling me to deliver my card. FNB, I am still awaiting my bank card, or even just a courier to call and arrange delivery.</p> <p>So now we approaching the end of the month, and FNB will be charging me a bank fee on this account. If this was any other service provider and they had only partially provided the promised service, a person would be able to object. Instead now I am going to be paying someone to give me a poor incomplete service.</p> <p>That is the definition of insanity.</p> <p>My advice to anyone is, open an account at ANY other bank, before it becomes too difficult to change. </p> <p> </p>