Poor Food, Poor Service. Avoid at all costs!

Fireman's Tavern in Moddefontein is a very bad place to eat. It is culinarily insipid and morally insidious. It is bad to the very last substandard molecule that is being produced out of its kitchen.

Pay them a visit if you are prepared to overpay for putrid grub served by uncouth staff, whilst being able to finish watching an entire season of Game of Thrones between ordering- and receiving your meal.