Disappointed

I have a disease called trimethylminuria, it a body smell disease, you can smell me 2 houses away from my house with my house windows and doors closed. I didn't have enough money so I decided to first check for specials and this **** nonsense water perfume appeared, and while I was searching there was a text that kept popping saying THE SALE IS ABOUT TO END IN 15 MINS , so I rushed and bought without thinking. I felt like God answered my prayers, I now found cheapest perfume, little did I know I was buying water. There is no smell at all and some smell only for 3 mins and also smell bad. I thought I found someone to help me out from being called a Goat because of how I smell.