Durbanville Golf club , the Joke of the North .

Im giving one star because there isn't an option for anything less. Quite simply , I have been banned from the club for something I didn't do . Evidence was based on heresy , despite the 2 witnesses who spoke in my favour in the "******* hearing ". Ironically there are only 3 people in the entire club that wants me banned.... the spineless 2 faced manager who should never of gotten the job in then first place and the committee who I am certain was so picked on in school ( If you met the head of the committee you'll understand why I came to this hypotheses) , they have become so drunk on power they now possess in their teeny tiny little pond , they abuse said power at each opportunity they get . Sad actually because I met some amazing members whilst I was there , the Pro shop staff kitchen staff , ground staff are all fantastic , even the course itself isn't too bad , just a pity its run by a bunch of non binary gender fluid spineless rainbow unicorns who have nothing better to do than pull the wings off flys ,( Again , I was accused of swearing and using a word that isn't even in my vocabulary , p.s.s , by nature I dont swear ) shame . ( P.s sorry for my childish behaviour , however if you knew what I have gone through with these clowns , perhaps you'd understand the reason for my wording )