When God handed out brains, DSTV Customer Service [which is an oxy*****] though he said trains and said NO THANKS

Ok, so I voiced my distaste of DSTV about 2 weeks ago. To date I got a insipid "we are looking into your problem" and that's it. No follow up phone call [which would have been helpful to those idiots, because the account is in my husband's name and not mine] But far be it for me to tell them how to be effective in their jobs. Nah I'll leave them. They are so stupid they would not understand customer service even if it bit them on the ass. Gah, what a bunch of ***********s. I cannot believe that these individuals still keep their jobs!!!! Again I say, DSTV executives, my decoder and a bottle of Vaseline are in the mail. You know what to do with it.