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Listen here, this is not going to be a mature critique of your company because frankly I don't feel you deserve any maturity at all. I am trying to link Your ****ty Showmax to my ****ty DSTV Premium account and I have never, NEVER been sent through so many hoops on any website in my entire life. Is the "Free Showmax" a ****, I'm sure as hell starting to think so,behind the veil there is no ****ing way that anyone has managed to link their accounts to DSTV recently.

No matter how many clicks on all your terribly coded Telkom-esque website I try, there is always something from your end sending me through another **** you wall of nothingness. I am paying for the supposed "free" Showmax and it has already ended up costing me about 4 hours of time. Why are you charging me the other +- R500 / R999 for a non existent service. Contact me on 08 fuc4 your selve8 and we can resolve this by setting up a scenario where we record your CEO's and higher ups one day contemplating their next move after your despicable company inevitably folds. I look forward to the digital age where everything you offer becomes an ancient relic of a bygone era. ..|..,