Staggering incompetence

The good reverend Gore recently berated South Africans for their negativity [ostensibly in a misguided attempt to weaken the outward flow of s****s and knowledge from his organisation] about endemic *******ion, spiraling living costs and poor service delivery. Of course, preaching positivity is easy when one is grotesquely rich, and I'd implore Gore to look no further than his own back yard for the difficulties one faces when one is not a billionaire.

The matter at hand here is the services unavailable to those who work, or used to work for his organisation. I was employed with Discovery [specifically Insure] for 5 years. Upon financial emigration [which legally entitles me to access my accrued pension and move it offs****], I find myself stonewalled by Discovery's payroll. The bank handling my financial emigration filed all the necessary paperwork in October 2018. It is now end of February 2019, and payroll is still no closer to signing the documents and sending them off to the fund.

Repeated communications to Payroll has fallen on deaf ears; they are simply not interested in providing what I assume is a basic service.

So this, Mr Gore, is why people find that the grass is in fact greener on the other side. I urge you to leave your gilded palaces and experience life without a sycophantic entourage catering to your every need.

In the meantime, would you pretty please provide a service I'm legally entitled to?