Do you want your money back or what????????

I have been trying to settle my handed over account for the last 7 months, with no success. I keep getting transferred from department to department, attorney to attorney. It seems like you guys do not want your money back, please contact me asap for me to settle you. I have been running around to try and give you your money, please let me know if you do not want it, i will use it to get an attorney to have my balance expunged and cleared of my credit record.