The race to non delivery a Dawn Wing story.

Dpd or 'Dawn Wing' couriers, must be the absolute worst courier company in this country. I would have had better luck trying to deliver a package by carrier ***eon to great uncle Eustace in the Northern Frontier!

They are about as communicative as Benedictine monk under a strict rule of silence. The pace of their delivery can be compared only to the wanderings of an epileptic camel during a gin shortage.

Their ability to find your destination is second only to an alcoholic parrot. For the love of Queen and Empire don't use them to 'handle your package'

I don't know when my package will arrive but I suspect it will be with the revival of the British Empire.

To all reading this good luck, God speed and God save the Queen.