Why Call It Checkers Sixty When It’s More Like Checkers Eventually?

I’m genuinely confused — is the “60” in Checkers Sixty supposed to mean 60 minutes or 60 excuses? Because every time I order, the only thing arriving on time is disappointment.

You’d think with a name like “Checkers Sixty” they’d take punctuality seriously, but no — they regularly blow past the 60-minute mark like it’s a speed bump. No updates, no apologies, just delays that magically become “your order is out for delivery” two hours later.

If you're going to promise fast delivery, stick to it. Otherwise, be honest and rename the app to something more fitting like Checkers Whenever, Checkers Delay, or even Checkers Not Today.

I’m not just annoyed I’m hungry. And waiting an hour and a half for essentials is not a vibe.

Get it together.