Dan the young man

Our story begins on a gloomy cold Autumn's eve, where a young man named Dan decided to invest in some hardy boots before a tough winter cometh. "I needeth shoes with style, yet they should last me many moons for gold is scarce!", the young man exclaimed. "Where could I findeth such a shoe?". So he searched and searched until one day, he stumbled upon such a shoe. "These shoes are tough!", Bronx the merchant proclaimed. "They may come at a price, but an investment they shall be. Give me your coin and you shant need to spend more on shoes for decades to come." The young man Dan had finally found what he was looking for, or so he thought. He gathered his hard earned coin and excitedly exchanged it for some prizes boots. For months the young man Dan wore his new boots with great joy, recommending them to his fellow companions. "These shall last you generations to come!", he would say. Alas, the Earth moved around the sun, but just before it cameth full circle from that cold Autumn's eve, something terrible happened. One fateful morning as young man Dan commenced on his morning trek for gold, he felt a pinching in his foot. "How pecu****.", said he. He then examined his prized boots only to find out he had been mislead by Bronx the Merchant. His magical shoes weren't so magical after all, the soles had torn through and began to fall apart rapidly. "How is this possible?", he pondered. "I was promised tough shoes? Surely they would lasteth longer than a full four seasons??". So young man Dan had to put his prized boots away, disappointed and sad for he had been *******.

Disappointed and sad.