Blow a fuse

<p>Ever visited this shop where so called arty decorators swan around doing nothing but looking important!! Bought lamps in this shop 2 months ago and got told the new shades would be coming in. All I want is 2 white shades, difficult, no impossible!!! Despite there being at least 20 in the shop there are none for sale unless you buy the lamp!! Was helped by a kind assistant but she too ran up and down but no luck. Show some charm or try to be helpful, must be making too much money!!!</p>