No success stories in Weltevreden Park

Ad per their latest emailed Weltevredrn Beaglrwatch 1 update, Beaglewatch congratulate themselves on their continued successes in FAIRLAND, BERARIO - evrrywhere except WELTEVRRDEN PARK! I would estimate that crime is higher in WELTEVREDEN PARK but NO SUCCESS STORIES HERE! Our personal home invasion was a Beaglewatch comedy! Time to change?