Victoria Beachcomber Worst Holiday experience Ever.

Been to Beachcomber Victoria recently and had the worst time ever. Since returning to South Africa I wish I saved just a bit more money to have rather spend it at another resort. Imagine eating bland omelettes or pancakes that taste like rubber even if it is freshly made. Do something about the flies at the food stations. The staff behind the ice cream counter could almost not speak a word of english. Another employee at the paddle boats literally did not understand anything and used sign language to point out that I need to grab a paddle , then afterwards saying nothing only showed towards the markers where to paddle . Ridiculous. Beachcomber should get their act together, language screen your employees and get them happy pills or something. It seem that all staff where unhappy, The porters , the towel change station employees, The motorized boat staff. The Restaurant staff. My word I am not there to motivate your people to be friendly. If anyone reads this please do not get your expectation to high for Victoria, it was disappointing and what is up with your wifi, My room didn't even have the ability to connect? This review will also probably be met with Beachcombers automated response of " We are so sorry you didn't have a good time, they are always trying to improve etc." But not to worry I will never visit any of your resorts again. My review might only be a drop in your bucket so reply or not , just know I had the worst time ever.