Standard Bank should be embarrassed

If B&D "Attorneys" aren't just a bunch of ********** then they do absolutely no diligence before harassing people for collections.

I've been relentless spammed through both phone calls and SMSes for payment of a Standard Bank account. I do not have a standard bank account, I have never had a standard bank account.

It should be trivial to check my RICA documentation against my FICA documentation to determine that I don't have a Standard Bank account. Apparently this is too much for Bham and Dahya Attorneys professional services.