Cybertheft no less deception

Avast sends me an advert that reads: "we want you back".

I write back: No you don't want me back. Just be frank. You want to siphone money. Make sales, that is. None of your software has eased the use of the multiple user I was ****med for.

Thanks for opening my already ****med soul from sales manship that thrives on sales of promissories that, not only fall short of what your company promises, but cause more hurdles.

Thanks I disembark the slave ship, de Jesus, breathing albeit sore from the torture by yours and avast's mastery of sophistry and deception since the unholy sea bequethed you and yours the "right of conquest".

What goes around does come around. It does not matter how long it takes.

Thanks, but thanks!