This Sucks

On the 1 April 2019 I e-mailed Alexander Forbes. To be specific I e-mailed the “financial advisor” named in my bi-annual investment statement. Fast track to today, 30 May 2019, with no reply from Alexander Forbes I guess that the April fool’s joke is on me. All I wanted was a bit of info… I don’t think we need Jesus to come back to Earth because my investment performance with Alexander Forbes is already enough to make the dead rise. For the 18 month period 01/09/2017 to 28/02/2019, I have contributed R35,440 of which some R11,840 has been paid out on fees, the net result after fees and losses is that over 18 months I’ve earned exactly R3,545.66. This is an effective return of some 0.38% p.a. Compare this to the fees that have increased some 2.3% since the start of the period really makes me look like the astute investor. So please can someone answer my frikkin e-mail while my money sloshes down the drain! Thank you.