Not a Bank, has never been one

Most useless bank on the planet!!

Opened an account, got smses that I can now log in after registering successfully. My account remains 'under review' untill today. Went to the bank numerous times to solve the issue - the tickets are closed and marked as resolved and my F**C***G profile is still inaccessible! To make matters worse - I can't pay funds over as the providers return and cancel all transactions stating that the bank (aka USELESS AFRICAN BANK) has told them that I am not the holder of the account, thus inferring I am lying and being *******! F**K Y*U AFRICAN BANK! FY!