Where is my refund

I'm not sure how else to express my outrage to you given how awful this is. Due to this poor client experience, you have lost a client.

You all received the item on July 18, and it is now August 10—that is, 16 business days—and you want me to wait an additional 14 business days on top of that which is not what is stated in your returns policy. You have just violated my rights as a client by refusing to let me talk with a superior, which is against CPA. I have been making contact with you ever since and i am not getting any joy

I'm sick of waiting and need my money right away!

DO NOT ANNOY ME MORE, PLEASE