WW and ABSA cant get it right

I have received my WW black credit card after numerous attemps by Woolworths - over a month for them to actually get it right and printed. Since January 2015 when I could finally pick it up I have NOT been able to register for online banking. I have been pushed from one call centre WW to another ABSA and no-one can assist me. ABSA blames it on WW and WW blames it on ABSA. the error I get is that my card is not valid. Really - as I am writing this I have been put on hold for 11 minutes already and have had no joy! a loyal client for 15 years and this is how we get treated??? disgusting