Woolies ABSA card Nighmare

Took out an ABSA back Woolies Credit Card. Requested to register for online banking on the ABSA Woolies online banking site. It gave an error and asked me to contact the call centre. I called Woolies financial services, who told me they could not help and referred me to ABSA call centre. ABSA told me they could not help and referred me to the branch. The branch could not help and referred me to the call centre. So basically a joke.

I simply need my profile to be created to log in to https://ib.absa.co.za/wcob/