What a useless bank! #ABSA

<p>What a useless bank! #ABSA. After having many accounts with you for 30 years and a private banker who was non-existent, I decided to close all my accounts with you.<br /> And guess what? I had to go into a stupid branch to do so!<br /> After spending 3 hours in Northgate branch, and having to pay penalty fees for an account I wasn't using, I thought I'd finally be rid of this shocking service provider. <br /> Instead I get a statement again today, so my account isn't closed!<br /> Private banking says I have to go into my branch again to enquire why the accounts aren't closed!<br /> Am I living in another dimension? This is ridiculous!</p>