Wake up ABSAlutely useless bankC

This was sent to ABSA action line. They said they will reply within 8 hours. THEY DID NOT.

I went out for supper on last Saturday night only to find my debit card declining numerous times. I wondered what the hell was happening. We tried different pos machines but still was declined. After that totally embarrassing incident i used my credit card. The next morning i looked at card and found out that it was expired. I never got a reminder or a call for picking my card. Has ABSA forgot its clients . How many other clients are going this same **** as i did. Its is definitely an *********** staff member who FAILED to complete his or her daily task. Please can the CEO of ABSA get of their assholes and sort this bank. FNB is calling us toswitch banks. You have to ****ing wake up ABSA. Call me urgently.

While i am complaining. Please sort out your ATMs. If ABSA has all their clients details and ask us language preference then WHY does the machine ask what language we need to proceed to next step. The second thing PLEASE stop asking if i want to save amount drawn as favourite. You are wasting my time and other people who are waiting in line. The third thing when one make a deposit you machine sound like a casino machine . It make such loud noises and alerts ******* of the deposit you make. Please catch a wake up ABSA idiots