Useless Service at Absa Brooklyn Mall

Despite my scathing reviews and meaningless emails from Absa, making insincere apologies, my status hasn't changed. My account and all the funds have been locked and are inaccessible for close to 3 months. What does one. do? Calling Absa useless is an insult to Useless People. They are the absolute pits. I will NEVER bank at Absa again. John vd Merwe and Basari Hlungwane, you are both useless. No one communicates and no one seems to actually give a Flying ****. (pardon my English)