Incompetant with no feedback!!

I opened an account with ABSA on the 22/02/2015 with no hassles. I then gave my new bank details to my HR for my salary to be deposited into this new account. When my salary never came in on the 25/02/2015 i went to ABSA to find out that the account has a lock because FICA documents are not correct. All correct documents were given to ABSA again and was told that it would be sorted the very same day, with no feedback I went again and every single day to hear more excuses and told that they will call with Feedback and nothing! My debit orders have bounced and I now have a landlord on my case because she did not receive her rent. Still today NO SALARY I have discovered through a third party that my account was only FICA'd today at 13:30!! After days of sitting with my documents they did nothing!! So I guess I will have to beg borrow and ***** to meet my commitments this month! My boss accompanied me this after noon to find out what the hell is happening and even she received such a ****y attitude! THANK YOU ABSA FOR THE MOST HORRIBLE SERVICE I HAVE RECEIVED IN MY LIFE THIS FAR! AND FOR YOUR CLIENT STILL TILL TODAY NOT HAVING HER SALARY! Maybe you will sort this out before month end?!