Cant get statements

I feel totally inconvenienced by Absa. How difficult can it be to make it easier for your customers to access their own statements?? I am trying to get my 90 days bank statement, I am told I cant do it via Internet banking for some technical reason. So I went to the ATM on two different occasions and the only options I was given was either 30 days or 60 days and when I try enter my own dates it keeps telling me their are invalid - I mean what is the point of using the atm in the first place if I still cant get a piece of paper. I called your call centre but still no one can tell me why I cant get a statement. I do not have the time to go into a branch which will take another 45minutes of my time. I just dont understand why I cant get a STATEMENT, I need to get one urgently. This level of incompetence by your systems is disheartening. Its not the first time Absa is failing me - do something - I am desperate at this point hence my numerous complaints.