After 4 Branches, I have given up on ABSA!

After being turned away from the Bluff branch telling me I needed a payslip and 6 months of signed off accounts to open a business account (Which turned out not to be true), I went to the Musgrave branch. Here, I was told that without an appointment they would not see me, even though they were not seeing anyone when I was there. I then contacted the Business banking service center to book an appointment where I found that the earliest appointment would be 21 January. Giving up on that idea, a friend suggested I go to the Durban North branch, where I was told the business manager had left, and noone was appointed to replace them. I lastly tried La-Lucia only to be told they dont have a business manager.<br> Again, another company who has got so big it does not need to service new customers.. maybe Barclays pulling out will give them a wake up call...