ABSA the worst X far

what a disappointing experience for a top Bank, I called ABSA to open a god cheque account last week Wednesday and it was confirmed that the account was open and I was given an account number and reassured that my bank card would be delivered to my work address within 2 days.no communication from ABSA at all.i followed up on Friday and told it was withdrawn with no notice and I had to open another account and go through the whole process again!...here is where it becomes a farce..so again no communication and I call again only to be told that the account was closed again because it was incomplete even though I received another account number and told that my salary could be deposited.after endless calls the original assessor is unavailable and it's been escalated to some manager. still no communication and it's almost payday. really? is this the service I can expect? I don't expect a follow-up but perhaps it's a blessing in disguise because I expect this kind of incompetence if I did have an account that would just be an expensive frustration. pffft.