ABSA SUCKS

Going on 1 month with NO help from ABSA. I have more that 4 accounts (from savings to homeloans to business accounts) with them. They blocked my BUSINESS account to be FIKA....ok..now here is the challange...GET SOMEBODY WHO IS SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH YOUR BUSINESS ACCOUNT TO FIKA THIS ACCOUNT. Call the 0800 numbers, they all give me the one Corette's number. The one number they gave me does not even exist, and the other "mailbox" is full. Wrote emails...no replay Wrote emails, and cc some other employees of absa in the mail...NO REPLY Wrote more emails, cc all of the above AND *** FREAKING REPLY So, today I started phoning..phone Grove branch, who said I have to speak to somebody at PTA North branch. Phoned *** - a very annoyed lady put me through to M Malefe..who did not pick up (neither did she pick up the line again to have the desency to let me know that Malefe may be in a meeting...hell NO) So I phoned again *** .... anoyed lady said I have to speak to M even if I want my accounts to be transfered to The Grove, and gave a cellphone nr..yeah well...you know the story...... NOW THIS IS MY THING......... I have about 10 accounts with ABSA (personall / business / Trusts / Savings and homeloans..... I AM KEPT HOSTAGE BECAUSE I CANNOT GET INTO THE BUSINESS ACCOUNT TO DO ANY PAYMENTS, NEITHER CAN I GET ANYBODY TO HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am soooooo over this