ABSA! PATHETIC AND TERRIBLE NON-EXISTENT SERVICE

This is why NONE of my other bank accounts are with ABSA! I was invited by ABSA to register online for my new Vehicle HP account. I registered online and on the registration screen it reflect "successful". Since then I have not been able to login online. When contacting the online team they refer me to an ABSA branch. When I went to the Adderley Street branch, they said there is nothing they can do. They keep on referring to a "ghost" card or something! This is TERRIBLE! I dealt with the floor walker and Veronica Fani at ABSA Adderley branch. WHAT MUST I DO AND WHEN WILL I RECEIVE ANY FORM OF SERVICE FROM ABSA WITHOUT BEING SENT FROM PILLAR TO POST? This is NOT the first time I am battling to get ANY form of service from ABSA! And please do not contact me and say I cannot have an online profile with ONLY a HP account as YOU at ABSA communicated with me and invited me to register online!