Absa Bank the very worst

<p>I have been trying to change my account from the ABSA Brits branch (as the service is very bad) to the Hatbee****rt branch. I have also been trying to get ABSA to send me my accounts via email.</p> <p>Both these two tasks seem to be impossible. Assurances that they were going to send me my statements via email have not materilaised - I am still gettng them by post.</p> <p>After spending 9mins this morning to ABSA business client services trying to get my account moved i finally gave up - i mean how long do they want to to wait - and of course no phone back by them</p> <p>If ABSA cannot even execute these two very simple requests it is frightening to think that one could even dream of having any investments with them never mind an account. Absolutely atrocious and at the forefront of typical current SA service template - they dont care and they do obviously not have the people with inclination or capacity</p> <p>Move bank - it cant get much worse ...</p>