Your number one let down online store!

<p>Dominica & Paris have done so well for themselves!</p> <p>Help them make their dreams come true by simply purchasing any of their products and wait patiently for 6months for your not-even-close garment that they have so effortlessly s****ped together into the glorious pile of **** you now proudly own!</p> <p>Some would ask "Hey 3rd shop, the package I just recieved could not actually be mine right? Surely I'm being pranked and the beautiful product advertised is still on route for delivery?"</p> <p>Nah ah not me, there's nothing I like more than wasting money & recieving a product that looks absolutely nothing like what I ordered. Good ol' dirty-holey-cheap fabric instantly ready for a good ass wiping.</p> <p> </p> <p>You heard it right folks only a couple hundred Rands worth of pocket change paired with a no-less than 3month delivery wait and you too could get the same expectation VS reality effect as I did today.</p> <p> </p>